Sunday 18 November 2012

Episode XCII - Underneath the Rotting Calzone



Dawn came as a surprise.  The light tugged at Ellis' consciousness like an incessant child until he opened his eyes and stared blearily up at a dimly lit ceiling of rock several hundred feet above him.  It took him a moment to register what it was and why he was seeing it all.  He had been dreaming about the Grand Chateau Von Spektr in Shalereef and had expected to waken in his cosy little bed in the East wing, with Gulliver snoring on the floor nearby, so the cool morning air and the distant, rocky sky were quite a shock to the system for several seconds.  It wasn't until he heard a voice beside him saying, "Gods, that was rough," that he began to remember.

He rolled over, briefly taking in the sky, gradually brightening from purple into green to the south where the arch of Upper Shadedstreams ended, and glanced at the fellow who had been sleeping beside him, partially sheltered by a large, luminous mushroom.

"Remind me to find us an inn or a boarding house next, eh?" the fellow continued, "I mean, even running away from an army of officious border guards has to come with some luxuries, right?"

Ellis nodded and tried to remember how they had reached the strange fungal garden which had become their bedroom for the night.  He recalled that there had certainly been an awful lot of running, first into the streets of Shadedstreams, then through the alleys and back ways, and finally over fences, through gardens, scrambling across low rooftops, all with the hope of losing what little remained of the pursuing force.  The border guards must have been scattered across the district for miles after chasing the circus-cum-army-cum-diaspora which, even then, was slipping through their fingers.  Ellis wondered if they all got away, or if some were caught.  He thought of the Former Baron and of Nadiyya and Theophilus and the half dozen or so other names and faces he had grown fond of during their journey, wishing they were all okay.

Eventually he and his fellow former-porter - a young man slightly older than he himself was going by the name of Jakes - slowed to a steady march and made their way towards the centre of the district: a maze of softly glowing gardens beneath the shelter of the arch.

They must have walked half the night like that until the stars above were blotted out by stone and the garden they were currently reclining in presented itself as a source of shelter and soft ground to pass the remaining hours of darkness.  As it had happened, of course, the ground turned out to not be all that soft, at least not compared to the comforts of a mattress and so there as a great deal of stretching, clicking and cracking as Ellis and Jakes rose from their dewy beds and prepared to head on to the rendezvous, which was apparently at a small area of parkland at the Eastern end of the arch, where a relatively inconspicuous ascent might be commenced upon.  Ellis had no idea how all of this had been planned and communicated without him knowing anything at all about it.  It was quite disconcerting and, not for the first time, he wondered whether the Former Baron didn't fully trust him, although he couldn't figure out why that would be.


"We'd better get a move on before it gets any brighter," Jakes said, pointing to the deepening green of the sky visible to the South-East, "I'd rather not get caught rummaging around in someone else's garden, if I can help it."

For a moment Ellis had a comic vision of someone not unlike Beatrix Potter’s Mr. McGregor charging out of the nearby hovel, shouting loudly as he chased the two of them away.  That, combined with the thought of himself with two long ears and a little blue jacket sent him giggling with Jakes staring on in some confusion.

"Sorry, I'll try to explain later," he said, once he had managed to get himself under control, "let's get out of here."

As it was they managed to escape that garden, and through several others, without being caught and were soon back on the occasionally cobbled, occasionally merely mud path which served as a kind of back street to these semi-rural dwellings.  As the morning wore on so people began to leave their houses and  make their way along the little back ways and Ellis and Jakes did their best to maintain the appearance of the impoverished underclass.  Ethnic groups being as mixed in Shadedstreams as in many other districts of Shadow, this wasn’t too hard to do, especially since they looked surprisingly like they had spent the night sleeping under a bush.

By mid-morning they had made their way over to the Eastern end of the great stone arch and here it became a little more difficult to remain inconspicuous as the aristocracy had a vested interested in keeping the parts of their vaulted paradise which actually touched the earth from being mobbed by unhappy denizens of the lower classes and so they had spent a lot of time and money ensuring that there was something of a buffer zone between the pillars of stone and the great unwashed.  Sudden the streets were much better paved and the buildings rose in both quality and height until they had the appearances of fortresses or great castle keeps and guards could be seen patrolling the battlements and staring at the populace passing by, in all senses of the phrase, beneath them.

Ellis and Jakes kept their eyes downcast for much of their walk through this part of the district, sticking to large crowds and moving with the kind of dejected purpose which suggested they were on the way from one menial job to another.  They only paused briefly when they passed through a wide plaza between two fortresses where a figure dressed in a long red robe cried out to all who could hear about Prophet who served their Khalif and of the wrath that would be called down on anyone who refused to serve the great god Lakhma.  Ellis listened intently for a few minutes, figuring that the information could be useful, but soon found he had heard as much as he could stomach.

They reached the rendezvous by noon, stepping out into a lush oasis bathed in the searing light of the midday sun just as the slums they had left behind were most in the shadow of the great arch.  Many others were there already, milling about the park as if they were just enjoying a rare day of freedom and not at all behaving like a large paramilitary organisation which had formerly performed together once a night in a sawdust ring.  Ellis did his best to remain nonchalant, until he discovered the Former Baron sitting on a little woodworm-ridden bench, feeding some creatures which looked remarkably like ducks.

“You made it then,” he said by way of a greeting, trying to sound less relieved than he actually was.

“Of course I did Allgood, my boy.  It was my plan, afterall.”

“And did you ever have any intention of telling me this plan?”

“And spoil the surprise?  I should think not!”

“It was the bad kind of surprise, Von Spektr – you’re supposed to spoil those!”

“Well, perhaps, somewhere in the midst of all the planning and the details and the wrestling with those wretched gutterjacks which kept stealing my pens, I might – just might, I might add – have forgotten to mention it to you.  But you were keeping so busy and who was I to get in the way of your making friends and improving yourself.”

            Ellis scowled, “I could have prepared myself.”

            “Oh preparation is for Chemists.  All the best plans have a bit of randomness to them.  Consider yourself that variable.”

            “How flattering.”  He sighed and glanced up at the arch as it curved up and away from the park.  “How are we getting up there without making a scene then, if you can bear to spoil the surprise.”

            A gleam lit up the Former Baron’s eyes and he smiled his thin smile.

            “Oh, but Olney, my dear, dear boy, this is one surprise I can hardly keep to myself!”

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