Sunday 9 November 2014

Episode CLXXVI - Slow Waltz

The Former Baron led the way as Ellis and Annabella hurried after him through the darkening, maze-like streets of the Colony.  Ellis was, it had to be said, rather confused.  Von Spektr had sent him back to the 'Grand Chateau' to collect some extremely heavy duty gloves, a  sort of medieval helmet and something which resembled a full vest of chainmail, although it appeared to made out of some kind of blackened metal - steel infused with black sand, if Ellis had to guess.  No explanation of the task at hand was, as yet, forthcoming, however, and so, bemused and a little concerned, Ellis had carried the items from the chateau back to the library and thence from the library into the warren of streets which threaded between the older buildings of the Colony, those venerable piles who could date their construction back a whole eight or nine months.

Annabella remained tight-lipped also, with nothing but an odd grin to show she knew anything about the job he was about to commence at all.  He tried to talk to her along the way, but she just giggled and told him to wait and see.  It was more than a little disconcerting.

Eventually they arrived before a sort of warehouse, built, like most of the early Colony buildings, from some of the unburnt timbers of various ruined shops and houses.  It was particular unkempt and makeshift, even by Colony standards and seemed to have been forgotten about in the move to build newer, safer structures further down the hill.  To be honest, Ellis couldn't recall having ever seen it before.

"Well, here we are at last," the Former Baron said as he stopped just short of a set of wooden panels serving in lieu of a door.


"And just where is here, exactly?" Ellis enquired.

"I can't remember what I called it at the time, the Great Holding Shed, perhaps, or maybe the Wyrmarium.  The Pit of Terrible Doom rings a bell also, but that might have been something I was dreaming about last night, you know how it is."

Ellis' nodded, but his eyes had grown wide with concern for his own safety.

"Just what is it you are 'holding' in there," he asked, "and what do you want me to do with it."

"Them.  With them.  There's a breeding pair of slow-wyrms and you, my dear Allsop, are going to feed them."

Ellis took a step back.

"What's a slow-wyrm?"

"It's a kind of wyrm - surely even you can work that out - and they are so-called because they are very, very slow-"

- Ellis let out a little sigh of relief -

"-when it comes to killing and devouring their prey.  They can take hours, tearing bits off there, gnawing at limbs, batting torsos around the place.  They're really rather playful."

"Oh," Ellis said, paling, "and you... you want me to..."

"To fetch a few pigs from the pen over by the dairy and bring them to the wyrms for their dinner.  It's several months late, I believe."

Ellis felt his mouth drying out and swallowed to try to summon up some moisture.  The Former Baron eyed him up with no small amount of amusement.

"Don't worry, my boy," he said, "I would have done it myself but I'm just a little tired and sore at the moment." He rubbed reflexively at his stomach.  "It's not nearly so arduous as it sounds, not when you've got the right equipment."

"Of course," Ellis replied, trying to sound more confident than he was.  I've fought Lakhmaspawn in droves, he thought, how hard can a couple of underfed... whatever these are actually be?

"Excellent," the Former Baron replied with a smile, then stared pointedly at Ellis when he did not move right away.  The he began tapping his foot and finally he sighed, pointed down a winding side street and said, "the dairy is off in that direction Elso!"


Fifteen minutes later Ellis was back, hauling a large grumpy pig along the street by the thick rope strung around its neck.  It was not in any way surprising that the pig was grumpy, given the fate it was about to receive, but nevertheless Ellis wished it could have been a little more cooperative.

"My goodness, boy," the Former Baron said from his position leaning up against the side of the warehouse like a discarded plank, "how long does it take you to subdue one pig?"

"I don't think that pig is subdued," Annabella added.  She was sitting in the dust a few feet away, doodling with a an old rusted nail.

"These pigs are particularly surly," Ellis said defensively, giving the rope another tug to bring the animal up to the makeshift doors.

"Surly?" the Former Baron snorted, "Wait until you see an underfed slow-wyrm, my boy, then you'll understand the meaning of surly!"

"You really aren't filling me with any confidence about this, you know.  And why am I doing this anyway, especially at this time of night?  Don't you have other lackeys these days?"

"We're doing it at this time of night, as you so vaguely and inaccurately describe it, because I have only just remembered and where underfed livestock are concerned soonest acted upon really is soonest mended.  You are doing it because, whilst being defacto mayor of the Colony means I do have more 'lackeys', you, my dear Alamo are my favourite!"

There was an awkward pause in which the Former Baron avoided Ellis' gaze as long as possible, until Ellis started pushing the doors open and muttering, "Gee, thanks..."


The inside of the barn was, unsurprisingly, completely unlit and the light from the Former Baron's not-entirely reliable hypostatick street lamps lit no more than a thin wedge of the overall space, revealing little but crates and, at the very edge of illumination, the vertical slashes of rusty-looking bars.  More informative was the smell, which was intense, both bitter and sour and extremely nauseating.  Ellis took one deep, unexpected breath of it and staggered backwards coughing.

"Ugh, are you sure they didn't die in here?" he called back to the spindly figure silhouetted behind him.

"No, no," the Former Baron replied, covering his mouth, "they always smelled like that, if I recall correctly."

"Great," Ellis muttered and, covering his mouth with one hand and dragging the increasingly distressed pig with the other, he ventured further inside.

"Do you have a lantern or something?" he called after a few more feet, "I can't see anything in-"

A shadow lurched suddenly out of the corner of his eye, making him spin towards it and yanking the poor pig around with him.  Peering into the darkness where he had sensed the movement revealed nothing, however.  He felt his skin beginning to chill and tighten.

"Everything alright in there?" the Former Baron called, "can you see them?"

"Possibly," Ellis replied sheepishly, "but... I don't think they are in the cage..."

Another lurching patch of darkness made Ellis spin on the spot once more, almost twisting the pig's rope around his ankles.

"How many of them are there?" he called, feeling deeply unsafe now.

"Just the two," Von Spektr replied, "are you sure they aren't caged?"  There was a note of panic in the old Philosopher's voice now and Ellis realised that he might be in even more danger than he had feared.  Another shadow slid past his line of sight and, without even thinking of it, he began to back away towards the doors.  His grip on the rope loosened...

The pig bolted with a feral squeal, causing Ellis to let out a shriek of his own before he realised that it was just the animal that he had dragged with him and not the horrible creatures he had begun imagining.  His relief was short-lived, however.  The pig had just made it within a foot of freedom when a shadow the size of a small car cut away from the overall darkness, opened it's enormous maw and then, with a tangle of clawed, many-jointed limbs, grabbed hold of the pig and pulled it in.  The abrupt cessation of the squealing and crunch that followed was more than sickening and left Ellis standing in the monster's shadow, too afraid to move.

"Oh, well I guess even slow-wyrms eat their food quickly when their hungry enough," came the musing, if  still obviously terrified voice of the Former Baron from somewhere beyond the beast.

"I don't think Ellis will find that very reassuring," Annabella replied.

Meanwhile, the shadow was turning, revealing its sizeable bulk and a silhouette which seemed to combine elements of many creatures at once: the head of a crocodile, the body of a slug and arms like spider-legs with the clawed hands of a tyrannosaur.  It was an insane creature by anyone's standards and Ellis was really starting to wish he had never even heard of it.

The slow-wyrm advanced without haste, as if, having eaten now, it could afford to take its time on the next mouthful.  Ellis took a step backwards, then another, suddenly painfully aware that all he had was some flimsy armour and no weapons.  It was clear this wasn't going to end well.

There was a sound like metal fatigue, like something bending and the air ahead of him seemed to... tear... slightly.  Ellis' eyes widened and he froze where he was.  The slow-wyrm advanced.

Something flashed through the air just ahead of the now-invisible rip, an arc of light and air, the shockwave of which Ellis could just feel like a soft, hot breath against his cheek.  The slow-wyrm paused, then advanced again and the flash came again, twice in succession this time and the second one seemed to hit.   The creature howled, something thick and dark splattered across the floor, and the giant, slug-like body began writhing across the floor.  Another two quick slashes, followed by the sound of metal fatigue once more and the creature stopped twitching and lay still, a low shadow in the light from the doorway.

"There," came Annabella's voice, "I've saved you now.  I think that makes us even."

Ellis sighed in relief, but a sudden movement out of the corner of his eye made him jolt and dash towards the door.

"The other one is still very hungry!" the Former Baron shouted, "quick, get outside and help me barricade the door again."

Ellis did not need to be told twice. He skidded past the remains of the dead wyrm, nearly slipping on its oozing ichor, and darted out into the light of the streetlamps.  Von Spektr and Annabella were already trying to manoeuvre the makeshift doors back into place, although, having seen the creatures they had once contained, Ellis was no longer sure they would be sufficient.

"Don't worry about it," the old Philosopher said, catching something of Ellis' doubt in his expression, "just cover the exit and we'll be fine.  Trust me, my boy!"

Ellis did as he was told, rushing to the old man's side and hauling the big sheets of wood back into place to cover the entrance to the warehouse.  As the last inch was covered he saw the second wyrm inching its way into the sliver of light, it's mouth wide to begin devouring its former companion.

"The dead wyrm will keep it happy for the time being," Von Spektr said, dusting himself off and realigning his stovepipe hat.

"And what about after that.  It's knows were out here now and surely it can knock that bit of wood out of the way in a second."

"It probably can.  But I was not unprepared for this eventuality."

"Apart, that is, from forgetting to feed them in the first place," Annabella observed.

"Yes, yes, never mind all that!  There's a machine rigged up in there to euthanize the poor beasts if they ever got out of hand and the switch is out here somewhere." He gestured vaguely around them.  "Well?" he asked, clicking his fingers, "Get looking!"

Ellis, still more than a little shaky from his narrow escape, began  pacing around the outside of the warehouse, looking for something which might resemble the switch of some hypostatick machine, but the makeshift building was so surrounded by debris and crates of refuse that it was very hard to discern anything of use at all, especially in the dark.  From inside he could hear the sound of the remaining slow-wyrm devouring its companion and he wondered just how long that would keep it occupied.  The pig had certainly been a very brief distraction.

"Well, have you found anything yet?" the Former Baron called and, for just a moment, Ellis found himself wanting to hit the old man.  Why couldn't he just search for it himself?

"I think I may have something," Annabella's voice piped from the other side of the warehouse.

"Excellent!" the Former Baron replied, "I'll be there in just a mo-"

There was a loud banging noise from the front of the warehouse.  Ellis rushed back round to find the Former Baron lying in the dust, staring at the planks which served in lieu of doors.

As Ellis watched the banging came again and the doors shook.  Only their relatively hefty weight prevented them from tumbling over straight away, but it was obvious they wouldn't hold the beast inside for very much longer.

He ran to the Former Baron's side, knelt down and did his best to lift him back onto his feet.  Worryingly the old man was clutching at his stomach and whilst he was trying to put a brave face on it, he seemed to be in quite a bit of pain.

"Are you alright?" Ellis whispered as he stood up, hauling the Former Baron with him.

"I'll be fine.  I just got a jolt, that's all."

"In your stomach?"

"It's a muscle too, you know!  Now help me get round to that switch.  We don't have much time."

The slow-wyrm served to emphasise the point by trying the doors once more.

"Okay, okay!"  Supporting the Former Baron under one arm, Ellis made his way around to the other side of the warehouse as quickly as he possibly could.  Annabella was staring at them, chewing her lip. She was standing beside a  pipe which rose up out of the ground and then passed into the side of the building via a large valve.

"That's it!" Von Spektr exclaimed through gritted teeth, "It just needs turned a few times anti-clockwise and then the poison will be let into the warehouse."

Ellis glanced at the poor-constructed building, the many gaps between the planks.

"Will is affect us?"

"Oh, no, not at all, at least, not unless you're allergic to peanuts."

"I... don't think so."

"Well, you might want to cross your fingers-" there was another loud bang from the front of the warehouse, "-but not until after you've helped me turn that valve!"

They each grabbed at a section of the metal wheel and began to turn.  It was stiff with lack of use and a fair amount of rust brought on by the sea air, but after a few seconds the thing began to move, slowly at first and then with increasing ease.  A smell like peanut butter and almonds began to fill the air.

"Is that it?" Ellis asked, dubious.

"It should be," the old Philosopher replied.  "Let's just wait a moment."  He propped himself up against the valve, taking deep breaths as he rubbed at his stomach.

From inside the warehouse there came a sort of snorting sound, followed by something which very much seemed like a guttural cough, then a moments silence.

"Is that-?" Ellis began, but before he could utter another syllable the slow-wyrm began to let out a horrible howl, much worse than the one before it had managed before its demise.

"I'm afraid it's not going to be pretty to clear up in there," the Former Baron said with a grimace as he shifted his position to stand a little straighter.

"What I don't understand," Ellis said, anger rushing in to replace the panic he had felt mere moments before, "is why you had those creatures in the first place!?”

“It was for the good of the Colony,” the Former Baron replied.

“The good of the Colony!?  Those creatures nearly escaped – indeed they probably would have if we hadn’t got here when we did and that was sheer luck.  What on earth made you think the Colony needed a pair of vicious monsters?”

“I just thought…” the old man trailed off, staring away from the warehouse at all the new houses around them.

“You thought what?”  Ellis demanded, not backing down.

“I thought we might need them sometime soon…”

Ellis couldn’t believe what he was hearing.  This was the man they had allowed to lead them?  Someone who kept deadly creatures in unsafe containment because he thought they might be useful.  Something was seriously wrong here, he was sure of that.  Perhaps the Former Baron was no longer mentally sound enough to be in a leadership position, perhaps-

“Ellis!  Ellis are you around here somewhere?”

The voice – Ellis recognised it as belonging to a girl named Daisy who was a member of the Colony’s small militia – was coming from around the front of the warehouse.

“I’m round here,” he shouted in reply, unable, try as he might, to keep the anger out of his voice.

“Oh, thank goodness,” Daisy said, poking her head around the side of the building and sounding quite out of breath, “I didn’t think I was going to find you, but some of the others said they’d seen you come this way and…” she paused, frowning, as she caught the expressions on the faces of Ellis and the Former Baron.  Annabella stood a little distance away, arms folded and looking rather  upset.  “… and anyway, “ she continued hurriedly, “I’ve been trying to find you to let you know that the Ebon Crest was spotted heading into harbour.


“Siren’s back,” she said with a huge smile, “she be back on dry land any minute now!”

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